mcdonalds. im gay.

Its me, yes i'm alive. A lot has happened since our last encounter. I have been suffering from severe writers block, I am sorry that I use that line a lot. I promise it isnt a made up excuse, I am suffering from a severe problem called my life is not entertaining no mo. I check my stats and feel sympathy for those of you that check my blog just to find that you have already read the last post. I guess I owe you the treasure of hearing about my phsycotic, up-to-no-good lifestyle. Well, to begin, you should know that I am fully cultured as of last week. I turned the knob on my apartment without the knowledge of what was going on behind the door. I walked in, and my straight face immediately turned to a sly confused look, then a bright smile and ended with a "why does your food have to smell like shit" sort of look. My Asian roomate and her friends were on their knees places evenly apart around our living room table. Two large crock pots filled to the rim with Asian shit, to their culture I believe its considered food. The smell was gag worthy, but their smiles and excitement created a postively asian environment. I ran to my room after I bowed my head and said koo mi chi wah, and plugged my nose for hours. Its a miracle that I am still living. I was at the mcdonalds drive through when a loud obnoxious car pulled up behind me. My window was down, as are most drive through car windows... and I was at a 99% annoyed mood. Without thinking, I blurted out in quite a loud tone, "Get a new car!" I got flipped off. I guess I deserved it. That was only one time I was at mcdonalds, this other time.. like the next night.. I was trying to leave the drive through because me and lexi already recieved our apple dippers and cinnamelts, and various other food that I will sensor out due to the stereotype: fatpigbigbutthole" I was driving forward and realized I was trapped in due to the car in front of me that was asked to wait for their food. I was chill with waiting, it wasnt blue SUVS fault ya know? I felt a sneeze comin' on and I didnt avoid it (because sneeze's are great) and somehow honked the horn at the same time. The car in front of me probably cursed my name. Mcdonalds girl worker, with a mexican accent, said " she waiting! she waiting!" I think I offended quite a few drive thru people that day. I should have told that lady to hurry her ass up so BSUV didnt have to wait. Well, thats all for now. I love you, you know. xoxo