I had a lot of dates but I decided to stay home and dye my eyebrows -AndyWarhol

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For those who would like to know, the "she" described in some of my posts does not refer to myself, she is merely a character of my imagination. However, how could I describe with great detail if I have never felt similar. But most of what I am inspired to write is drawn from observations of my daily encounters & the world around me.

Friday, November 5, 2010

wWazzTyoSign?

HI
yesterday was thirsty thursday.
I attended a pawrtee. Twas lots of fun, the music was sikkkk bro. Unfortunately people that are gay like me celebrate thirsty thursday with orange cream soda. Its too bad that orange cream soda tastes like ah hole and I only drank it because I have nothing to drink here and the tap water is unsanitary. Almost as unsanitary as my apartment, well not anymore... my OCD kicked into overdrive this morning and I put my roommate animals to work. If it wasnt that, I was on the verge of creating a fake clean up check slip. Last night at the party everyone was drunk but me and doiden, it was the best.. we danced and shii. The girl that owns the house asked eden what kind of dancing she was doing, Eden is a really impressive dancer. PAHAHA Eden has the ability to make drunk girls confused. The boy that gave me his number (boy that was shorter than me that told me to hit him up.. from the earlier post) was there and ooohhh goodness we are not on good terms due to my lack of texting him. i'm freakin scaredddd. I bought Febreze from Walmart the other night that smells like boys cologne. If there are any stinky boys reading this and you cant afford cologne, its called Winter Evening & Warmth. Invest in this okay? Guarentee girls will be likeee, is that usher? sooo yum. My roommates friends are coming again today.... DAM NAT. but her boyfriend is commin with. I'm so essiteddddddddddddddddd. So my roomates (all of them) decided to let out some breaking news. They are all moving. HahahaHa but for some reason, if me and eden want to move they told us they know two people that will buy our contracts... so naturally, I asked why their friends would want to buy are contracts if they were all moving out anway? They go... Well, I mean we would stay if you guys moved! WTFFFFFF. farm animals. freakin' farm animals. The asian is dating her cousin. no joke, rumor has it that this boy is her cousin. Every night i've been coming home lately they've been asleep in strange positions on the couch. I'm convinced they are faking. I dont know how they wouldnt wake up to me coming in and turning on the lights plus the noise I make to purposly wake them up. FAKERS. You guys gotta check out the hoodinternet remixes, they are sikk. I'm sickkkkk i am so sick rite now. I'm goinnnnnnnnnng i'll letcha know all bout my life tomorra . keep posted.

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