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"koo mi chee pokee la la fa ta ra mawul fah" she sang. She sang in Japanese. I walked past her room casually, trying not to look as if my sole purpose of getting up and walking was because of her, and her only. The singing was followed by talking, her talking was followed by me thinking WTF who is she talking to. No one is in her room with her. I hope it was skype. I hope it was anything. Just please say she wasnt talking/ singing to herself because that would creep me out. On Halloween eve's eve I had the fabulous opportunity to dress up in a costume to go to a costume party that we didnt end up going to. It was embarrassing. We went to a party with 28 year olds, wait.. make that three parties. My roommate has cool friends. They creep hard and stuff. Probably have kids too. They probably have to dye their hair to keep the grey away. One that I met is an x-polygomist. cultural experience. When I walked into my apartment tonight after a nice Sonic dinner with Doiden, we were blown away by the thick wet-dog smell in the air. Canyonlands has a NO PETS ALLOWED policy, I always wonder how my roommates manage to sneak themselves in. I have really good news though. I got an A on my english essay!!! My teacher never gives A's and it was the hardest essay. I feel great. But I really dont feel that great because my head is being a jerk. My head is allll hey i'm going to hurt and stuff. Ew. I have a dumb head. I wore the same thing today as I did yesterday. I hope I wear it tomorrow too. Eden just admitted to being in LOVE with Randy Keller. I always knew it.. I just wanted her to say it. She was like, "Ashlee I love Randy Keller (tears start coming) it feels so good to finally say it, (starts to drool) I love everything about him...(snot comes out of her nose) if I could I would just snuggle with him right now (blows her nose, looks at the snot, throws it at our roommates face) I.... just.... love him. i'm in love with him." I was like woaaahh there ede calm down alittle alry? she was like no bi*ch. I need to get out of this place. People are cruel. I encounter about eight sick jokes a day.

Sick Joke of the Halloween weekend.
1. My roommates friends coming down for the weekend. 2. my roommates friend publicly humiliating herself with a tacky chair dance. 3. Losing the grill I got for my teeth out of the vending machine. 4. Having no cars to smash with pumpkins. 5. the amount of food I inserted into a giant hole in my face. 6. getting the black temporary dye out of my hair. 7. untangling my hair. 8. Having to see Matt Aiken and his DUMBNESS. 9.Utah state baha (thats the sick joke of the century) 10. LETS GO TO THE HOWL BROOOOO. 11. Eden getting completely ready and even putting gum in her mouth but still lying to me and telling me that a boy isnt coming over even though I KNOW that someone is an im pissed. 12. My whiteboard falling off the wall in the middle of the night and scaring the shiz out of me. 13. the smell of this air. 14. getting locked out of my apartment at 2 AM freezing cold. SICKEST JOKE OF THEM ALL.

& many others.... If you would like to hear more, contact me at my facebook account via message.

HAVE A NICE LIFE!

Oh & I would like to give a shout out to Alex Whittingham, what a cool guy.

Japanese Pumpkin