Seriously?
I woke up. Realized I had a massive math test. Continued to lay in bed. Took the test. Failed the test. Debated on whether or not I should do something horrible to get expelled from Dixie, I wasnt sure if my parents would be more angry if I was expelled or if I failed a class. Seriously. I decided that perhaps costume shopping would ease my troubled mind. I went to this local antique store. Atleast I thought it was a store, that is what the sign said. I was surprised to find out it was an eldery ladies house and she was a hoarder. Or was I surprised? I always come in contact with just.. WEIRD shit, weird situation. It was pretty sick though you should have seen this place. I wanted everything, but I was sure the lady wouldnt sell it. You could tell her cruel son must have been the mastermind behind the "store" sign. The only customer in the store other than Eden and I was a middle aged women wandering aimlessly through the clutter looking for the "store" owner. She finally found her and told her she was ready to purchase an item, I wasnt sure what it was but the old lady said no.. she is using it. No, seriously. The old lady said she wouldnt sell it to her because she was USING it. Whaaaaaaat?! HA! ha! After we explored the clutter that could be considered a learning or cultural experience even, we decided to go to Sonic. Well, we decided to go to WalMart but somehow found ourselves parked in a Sonic stall. We ordered. Got our food. I decided I wanted another drink, we ordered again.. I got more Diet Coke. Eden wanted more tayter tots.. we ordered again. We were really embarrassed but the hottie mexican (baha) made us feel fine about it. I turn Akon up rather loud and we still manage to hear a faint, "HELLOO?" over the music. Immediately turn the music off and search in every direction to find out who said that.. I roll down my window and say hello back... the intercom says "Hi! do you guys need anything else?" & we say... yeaaa actually, can we get a refill? He brings us out a larger drink than we ordered. Charity work. He could tell by our clothes that we were homeless. I wish I could say it ended their, so this story didnt make me look like some sort of sick joke. But no, the guy comes over the intercom again, and asks what else we want. I tell him to take a picture of us..... he says.. "why do you guys want a picture you already too cute?" first of all, that doesnt make sense but I didnt notice that it didnt make sense till now. I think its because we are all immune to the fact that mexicans do NOT make sense. So we held a conversation. he hit on us a little lot. Mexicans really need to raise their expectations. He must have been desperate. I know the feeling. But I can't believe he even knew we were girls by the way we looked. Anyways, he comes out and takes a picture of us, we wanted to document our time at our second home. And the large amount of food we ate. Of coarse.. OF COARSE. he asks us if we are from around here. Everywhere we goooOOo someone asks us where we are from. Anyway, I had anxiety while leaving Sonic... I was very attached to the place. We go to Walmart. I was confused if it was WalMart or Colorado City, the Walmart sign gave me reassurance. There were Polygomists around every corner, I have never seen such a thing. Eden even got to say hi to one.. I was unbelievely jealous. I still am. That biTc.. Anyways I made it home in time to do my LIB homework. Now we have to do our wash. Rearrange our room. Try to look like girlsss & do something tonight. I'll post some pictures of our October 29th experience, gbye.
For those that made it to the end of this ginormous post, here are some visuals.
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