911!911!

I went to Arbys. I went to Arbys alone. While I drove there I thought of what I was going to get, where I was going to eat it, and what I was going to watch. I was super excited for the relaxation time ahead of me. I order and go to the pay window where a man that I wouldnt consider hit on me. Told me I take great pictures (IDcard) and etc. He says goodbye have a great day blah blah blah and watches, along with the many cars in line, as I run over Arby's curb... Or garden... Or basically just ran over Arbys. I sped off, I was far too embarrassed to turn around and see how many people were staring at me. I'm lucky that FredJames is such a big guy. Although that was a tragedy in my life, I knew I had to move on. I found myself in the living room, my food placed in the most relaxing places, turn on the new teen mom, and smile. This is great. In seconds my happiness comes to an end. A girl walks in. She's Asian. She's here to see her friend, my asian roommate. I love Asians. I do not love when they pull out utinsils, it means one thing... STENCH. I've lived with this girl long enough to know that the food she makes does not smell good, and with two of them.. it was going to be twice the stench. I ate as fast as I could knowing that once the smell broke out I would lose my appetite.I didnt finish my food before losing my appetite. This could be a good thing. Maybe the smell of her food could be my new diet plan. I dont blaim her, if it werent the stench that made me lose my appetite i'm sure it would be the 16 year old giving birth on TV. ahhhhhhh. I  thinkkkk i'm gunna be siiikk.