I had a lot of dates but I decided to stay home and dye my eyebrows -AndyWarhol

she.

For those who would like to know, the "she" described in some of my posts does not refer to myself, she is merely a character of my imagination. However, how could I describe with great detail if I have never felt similar. But most of what I am inspired to write is drawn from observations of my daily encounters & the world around me.

Monday, October 25, 2010

bebephat.

I havent gotten off of this STD infested bean-bag since the moment I got home from class. At 3. Maybe 3:30, I was stopped by a boy shorter than me, he gave me his number and tol me to "hit im up." Instead i've been doing homework, kind of. I fell asleep for awhile, I guess homework isnt that entertaining... imagine that?! When I found out I missed gossip girls tonight, I yelled "damn!" I dont know how good of an influence I am on my Asian roommate that is currently taking missionary discussions, perhaps she doesnt know what that word means. That'd be nice. I hope she doesnt read this, that'd be awkward. It's funny that I still have enough to blog about when I havent done anything but write an essay on art and mental illness', my expertise. Baha. I havent recieved many texts today..thats weird.. t-mobile must not be working (my favorite excuse.) I vahnt sum food. Obesity is a huge problem of mine. Wouldnt you rather die a happy fat loser with a chocolate molten in your hands than a skinny insecure pail face with your finger down your throat? I donno... its a hard choice. My apartment got free cups from jimmy johns. Some girl felt generous and came to our door with them. I didnt wanna answer so I told her to come in, it was awkward when I found out her hands were full and she struggled to open the door and I had no idea who she was or what she wanted. I made it through this situation that I didnt want to be in, barely though. So im watching TV (like seriously who does that) and a new snuggie commercial came one. A lady in her house wearing a cloud snuggie and hula hooping at the same time... I really want a snuggie now. Who the hell comes up with these things? Some kind of sick genious. I lyke it. I'm going to go eeet. kewl.


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