AverageJoe

My least favorite days of the week are Monday and Wednesday. Its Wednesday. I have good news though, I finished another Simply. The tower is growing while the economy is declining, if only I were a simply living in a simply world. I think my english teacher hates me, she gives me homework as if i'm some kind of superhuman with the ability to do english assignments that only she, the head of the English department, can conquer. Classes are extremely hard for me, I get distracted easily by the bling radiating off of white trash baby mommas that take full advantage of the department store sized GenX. I had the wonderful opportunity to attend a pageant, i've never had so much fun in my life. Somehow pageants always find a way to add charity to their program to give off the idea that pageants arent soley dependant on looks, but I mean, when there is one girl that doesnt quiet fit the traditional pageant criteria you have to know that somethins not right. In all honesty, I think its cruel. They put a poor girl in and embarrass her as people cup their hands over their mouth and try to hide their laughs that are on the brink of explosion. The judges know she wont make it before she begins. C'mon society.... talk about cruel and unusual punishment. I wish Michael Cera followed my blog. I wish Michael Cera would marry me. Well i'm going to the local grocer to buy more simplys with my friend Doiden. Xoxox